December 2009
6 posts
Master Key
postlove:
Her: It’s unfair that if a guy has sex with a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl has sex with two guys a year, she’s a slut.
Me: If a key opens lots of locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by lots of keys, it’s a shitty lock.
amazing analogy, i lol’ed
Two weeks left in my first semester of law school and I’m watching UNC / Michigan State basketball on ESPN. It might not sound like the most productive use of my time, but if I get to hear Dickie V say “it’s crunch time, bay-beeeeee!” just once, I know it will be all the motivation I need for the next two weeks.