April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
1 post
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
6 posts
Dawn Landes - Straight Lines
Not sure what...
Master Key
postlove:
Her: It’s unfair that if a guy has sex with a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl has sex with two guys a year, she’s a slut.
Me: If a key opens lots of locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by lots of keys, it’s a shitty lock.
amazing analogy, i lol’ed
Two weeks left in my first semester of law school and I’m watching UNC / Michigan State basketball on ESPN. It might not sound like the most productive use of my time, but if I get to hear Dickie V say “it’s crunch time, bay-beeeeee!” just once, I know it will be all the motivation I need for the next two weeks.
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
1 post
“President Josiah Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call...”
– The West Wing (via lrusso) love Sorkin’s writing (via peterwknox) (via mittenstategirl)
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
9 posts
“Embrace this moment, remember,
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion”
– Tool
Say Anything - This is Fucking Ecstasy
The premise of Fight Club makes so much more sense after boxing practice…Goddam, it feels good to get hit. I don’t think I’ve gotten punched - actually punched, I mean, like I was in a serious fight - since I was in high school.
May 2009
15 posts
Watchzooeydeschanel:
(500) DAYS OF SUMMER stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel chat about their passion for music and how important it is to the film.
“Nothing can make you feel something as quickly as music can.”
How to seduce a friend who has a boyfriend and... →
alexbeaudet:
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.
…
Step 8: When she asks you what’s happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it’s September 15th she will say ‘September...
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
– Tolkien
“My database does not encompass the dynamics of human peer bonding.”
– Arnold in Terminator 3. It’s strange how much I seem to have in common with an inanimate killing machine, or “cybernetic organism.” Also, I can’t fucking wait for Terminator: Salvation, which comes out TOMORROW
FINAL 90’s Song of the Day: Third Eye Blind...
“[Rick Pitino] argued that the press is the best chance an underdog has of being...”
– Malcom Gladwell (author of The Tipping Point)
FUCK YES
Thank you for submitting your curriculum preference. You have selected the Curriculum B program. The Office of the Registrar will be mailing your registration packet in late June, which will include the Curriculum you have been assigned as well as your class schedule.
90’s Song of the Day - Digable Planets:...
“Sometimes when you win a game, you lose a game.”
– Charles Barkley, during TNT postgame after tonight’s Celtics game
Celtics Announcers
“…and he missed both of them” - Gorman
“He didn’t deserve them anyway” - Heinsohn
CELTICS UP 14 AT HALF….GET SOME C’s!!!!!
On Celtics / Bulls:
“This is Peter Griffin and the chicken in Family Guy” - Tony Reali
So Disappointing
Last weekend I went to a local college bar with a couple friends. It’s a place I enjoy going to because it’s more or less a collection of the dumbest, douchiest kids from my town and the next town over, and every so often I’ll run into an old friend that I haven’t kept up with.
So we’re at the bar trying to order some drinks and I saw this girl Amanda that I used to...
April 2009
27 posts
90’s Song of the Day - Space Jam: Hit...
Ben Gordon is a douchebag.
I really hope in the next couple of days I can find that picture of him grabbing his dick and waving it at the HOME COURT fans after making the three-pointer to send today’s game into double-overtime.
The Celtics have 3 point guards on the floor against the Bulls right now.
I LOVE NBA PLAYOFFS
“When you were in 6th grade…she was in kindergarten. Think about it.”
– Cool Andy Cathers
WatchThis is the interview with, uhh, Greg Paulus that I, uh, you know, mentioned earlier this week, and, umm, I think it’s definitely worth, uhh, watching if, you know, you have the time. Uhh…even though I’m not, you know, uhh, the biggest fan of Duke, uhh, Basketball, I’ve always liked Paulus, uhh, because of his, uhh, you know, effort and athetic ability…and, uhh,...
“I’m not the ‘Big Ticket’; I’m the ticket stub”
– Glen Davis, talking about how he’ll fill in for Kevin Garnett
