I’m heading to Rhode Island to see my family for Easter. Hoping some of this water goes away. It’s looking quite different the last few days than it did last summer.
Dawn Landes - Straight Lines
Not sure what brought about this trend of car commercials using super cool songs, but I like it.
Her: It’s unfair that if a guy has sex with a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl has sex with two guys a year, she’s a slut.
Me: If a key opens lots of locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by lots of keys, it’s a shitty lock.
amazing analogy, i lol’ed
2989:
i ate out a jar of honey because i love marijuana.
yeah? i smoked with your dealer because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous
I NEEDED A BOWL OF CEREAL BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL
I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I had to.
But I really wish my birthday was April 30th and was wearing white, that shit’s hilarious.
Chess boxing was a plot device in the graphic novel, Froid Équateur (Equator Cold) by Serbian creator Enki Bilal. Until someone started setting up matches in real life.
Matches are made up of rounds of boxing and twelve minutes sessions of chess, alternating back and forth. The winner either gets checkmate or knocks his opponent out. (via Bleeding Cool)
HELL YES. I am so going to try this.
Two weeks left in my first semester of law school and I’m watching UNC / Michigan State basketball on ESPN. It might not sound like the most productive use of my time, but if I get to hear Dickie V say “it’s crunch time, bay-beeeeee!” just once, I know it will be all the motivation I need for the next two weeks.
Family Guy
The Best of Bruce (OH NOOO!)
greatest character ever
^^^ BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS.
“yayyyy mayor bee! mayor bee!”
HAHAHA I’m souped on Bruce. “Byeeee worrrrrld.”
